Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Either someone is crazy and having a wake for her dog, or other dogs have figured out how to place obituaries in the newspaper.
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
