Looks like someone needs a tigg job.
That's not what a lobster's vagina looks like!
I hope she likes it rough.
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.
Looks like Ramen, vodka, and maybe some Tostitos - possibly hint of lime?
After sex most men have to roll over, grab a marker and some oak tag, and piss off a preacher.