"Made from a 'Campus Effort to Address Smoking' and my police issue Maglite."

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.