Picture "This is the AutoHitter - turn it on and all you have to do is inhale. Made from a fan used to clean a computer."
Picture "The night after I put this outside my dorm, campus police came and confiscated the gun because it looked 'too realistic."
Picture "I like my big shocker because it keeps my beer from freezing and conceals it from the police. This is very important when its 20 below and you need to violate open container laws to make it across campus alive."