"Getting ready for paintball season." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 16, 2005 See More collegehumor.com shocker paintball Recommended Comments () Picture "Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it. Picture "My buddy and I were at the Indianapolis Formula 1 race and we got the grid girls to give the shocker." The real trick is getting them to take one. Picture "I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready." Picture It's election season at Penn State, and once again the field is full of eccentrics. Picture "Virginia Tech is gonna beat miami's ass tomorrow...so here is a wonderful ass." That was obviously written before Miami stomped on VT this weekend. We apologize for not getting the picture up sooner, as perhaps it would have helped. Picture Some people are getting excited about the return of football, while others are getting excited about the prospect of seeing butts in thongs. Comments ()