Picture Say what you will about Ashlee Simpson but give me 3 hours of her time, a professional photographer, a team of makeup and hair specialists, a fashion guru, and a PA to get us all coffee and I will make her stunning.
Picture Dear Ashlee Simpson, you are not fooling anyone. Sincerely, CollegeHumor. PS you have nice boobs.
Picture Congratulations to Ashlee Simpson, the first person to ever successfully undergo entire-head-transplant surgery.
Picture Maybe Ashlee Simpson died in a car accident, and they're replacing her like they did with Paul McCartney.