This one came with: "I love you Ashlee Simpson you vapid fucking screech owl." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture April 15, 2005 See More ashlee simpson bubbles Recommended Comments () Picture Say what you will about Ashlee Simpson but give me 3 hours of her time, a professional photographer, a team of makeup and hair specialists, a fashion guru, and a PA to get us all coffee and I will make her stunning. Picture Dear Ashlee Simpson, you are not fooling anyone. Sincerely, CollegeHumor. PS you have nice boobs. Picture "Ashlee Simpson?" Picture Congratulations to Ashlee Simpson, the first person to ever successfully undergo entire-head-transplant surgery. Picture Maybe Ashlee Simpson died in a car accident, and they're replacing her like they did with Paul McCartney. Picture I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! Comments ()