Wow, your mom looks really good. How old is she now? No! She can't be that old!
"You said Britney was getting better. That was an old picture - Here's how she REALLY looks!"
She looks bored, like they've been doing this for a few hours already.
That should last her about a 12 hours, if she knows how to party.
When she was your age, these rides only cost a nickel.
I didn't think this old lady could bong seawater, but she proved us wrong.