I remember when I first learned about the birds and the turtles.
Why do the Ninja Turtles wear masks? It's not like they have secret identities to protect.
Ohhhhhhh.... that's how turtles do it.
Older women. But really what DO they want? (nudity i guess)
Turtles fuckin'. Yep.
Mom, look! The turtles are building a pyramid!