The kind of motel where you bring your own sheets.
Motel sign that could use an 'and'... but at least the tv's will be nice and cool.
There's no coffee, but you get what you pay for, right?
Back in my day STDs were included with all motel purchases.
"A sign for a motel down the road from my house... a little outspoken..."
This is, perhaps, the most realistic snowman sex scene ever. Ever.