I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Frisbee Dan
He is known by all of Texas State University as, Frisbee Dan. He throws the firsbee everyday at the park on campus. he only wears little blue shorts, a hat and shoes...no underwear
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
