"Jon Stewart is my Pimp Daddy!"

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

She hasn't been seen since.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.