That's why you ALWAYS use Myspace if you want to organize a threesome.
If you want to look at vaginas without being a cheerleader, there's always the Internet.
Mary Semen to all and to all a good night.
"Why not to get completely hammered and wrestle on a concrete floor..." (warning: gross)
At least now that Gatorade bottle stunt you pulled can be considered practice.
Definitely a guy you want to have in the Public Safety department.