Dress for the job you want, not the job that is real.
See, there's plenty of jobs available if you know where to look.
1 in 30 million lobsters are calico. And I bet it tastes delicious.
Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he'll have to settle on regular unleaded.
Some jobs are truly irreplaceable.
The truckers are going to be pissed when they find out it's just a regular truck stop.