You can train a monkey to do anything if you have enough bananas.
Hey, if you're a dork and you can afford a new Cadillac, you'll still get girls.
If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?
If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it.
Hey sir, do you have a second? Can you take our picture?
You have to be kinda drunk yourself to gamble for a tiller.