Picture This is what you do when a co-worker finds a new job. Ship him off in a big box of packing peanuts.
Picture "What do you do with 30 cubic ft. of packing peanuts?.... Fill your friend's Miata of course!"
Picture Passing out drunk and drowning in a pool of packing peanuts is the most honorable death I can imagine.
Picture "On April fool's day we stole our headmaster's car and filled it top to bottom with packing peanuts." That sounds safer than airbags, maybe I should do that.