I love you, bitch.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.