How do you like them apples?
The first documented case of death by Viagra. Viagra jokes are still funny!!1
How does it feel to know you're responsible for the death of an innocent stick figure?
This comes in a double package with "How to Re-Invent Yourself for the Age of Internet."
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.
"Ah, the jews. they really know how to throw a party! (check out the name of the set)"