My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Note To Exterminator
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
