Picture "We warned him what would happen if he passed out first at our Wyo Tech kegger! I guess he didn't like his hair or eye brows very much....but he didn't seem to like his new haircut when he woke up either."
Picture "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Why not ask Uncle Jerry. He seems to like to watch porn as we take pictures of the newborn baby. Jerry?
Picture This is 108''. Just for refernece, that's just over twice the size of my penis. Does anyone have a bigger TV they could somehow put this picture on?
Picture "Our roommate bought a 42 inch plasma tv for his room... little did he know he was also buying us a $1700 entertainment center for the garage."