Two negatives is a positive, right?

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore