You mean I took these $400 Stilettos up the Swiss Alps for nothing?
Good, I was looking for a way to open a wine bottle in the grossest way possible.
"My collection of German and Swiss no dog shit signs I came across during the summer."
I liked the spoiler better than the book and movie.
An actual house in Potsdam, NY. Does the Swiss Family Robinson live here or something?
I'm ROFL! (reading official facilities literature)