"I met MJ from the RealWorld... little did he know one of the girls at the party I was at before drew a fake mugastar on my back."

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.