"My friend accidentally hit the 'steam' button while ironing his sweater while wearing it."
Guys, I have a great idea. Let's go drunken roof sledding!
No doubt he's one of those "I only smoke when I'm drunk or sledding" smokers.
Not enough room for 2 beeds on the floor, but enough room for a tiki bar. That's college.
Don't try to save time by ironing your shirt while it's still on. It's not worth it.
This is EXACTLY how I remember college. Girl for girl.