What fun is panties optional if I can't solicit with my weapons and drugs?

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"