The walking tour of the campus never mentioned that you shouldn't pass out the day after hosting a spaghetti dinner.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip