Stripper pole - if you build it, they will come.
"it only costs $7 to cover your roommate's stuff in Bojangles wrappers."
"You know you go to a party school if beer bottle openers are included in your dorm room door."
And you thought it was impossible to get negative air on a stripper pole.
Want to be popular in college? Build a bar in your dorm room. These guys did, and now look at them!
I think the pole is the real loser in this situation.