Picture "This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids
Picture This whole scenario was intricately planned by the bitchy head cheerleader who's dating the captain of the football team.
Picture "Yeah, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired boys on the team just thought it was a witty and ironic nickname and it just stuck," said the worst middle-school football coach ever.