"We told them that our car was broken and it only went in reverse. I'm pretty sure they spit in all our double cheeseburgers."

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis