The kicker: he is currently five hours away from where he passed out. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From dave on March 13, 2005 Recommended Comments () Picture Three hours, sixteen minutes and 40 seconds now since he fell asleep. Check out 20 seconds after he passed out here Picture He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony... and child support Picture "We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out." Picture "He kneeled down to puke in the box and then passed out face first on top of it." Picture "Whether he slid off and passed out or thought it was a shelter, we'll never know." Picture Passed out at IHOP, and he doesn't even have any friends to shame him. Comments ()