Picture "I hold the current canadian harvey's record for the biggest burger eaten in under an hour. I ate 8 of the 10 patties it worked out to like 3lbs of beef. "
Picture "My roommate ate 3 foot long subs from Subway (Teryaki Chicken, Subway Club and Subway Melt) in 58 minutes and 53 seconds, no bathroom breaks, no smoking. I don't think this is what Jared had in mind."
Picture I stared at this for a full 10 seconds, without blinking. Then I cried for an hour and posted this caption.
Picture "Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA have done it again, they attempt to break the record for the largest commercially available hamburger, their new burger weighs over 120 pounds." I asked for mine with no pickles.