Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.
Someone get John Stockton, we need to set up a pick.
Don't let that coke out of your sight, you never know who is going to try to put pee-pee in it.
I think it would be awesome to pick a girl up for a date in this thing.
His kryptonite is not being paid attention to.
Before passing out, try to remember to cover your sweet can next time.