I looked it up. It says: "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." So, there you go - kill dad. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture March 2, 2005 See More jesus church dad Recommended Comments () Picture "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?" Picture CollegeHumor.com - bringing you the best in church signs so you don't have to go! Picture This is a funny picture because Pastor Brown's wife makes a fruitcake so good, it's sinful. Picture "My cousin passed out and we couldn't wake him up for church, so we brought church to him." How Christian of you. Picture "My dad sent me a cardboard cut of of him so I would always fill like he was watching me, I think he would be proud!" Your dad is weird. Picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. Comments ()