Look, I didn't come to the petting zoo just to listen to some bureaucratic nonsense rules! Now, where's the rhinoceros pen?

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Look, I didn't come to the petting zoo just to listen to some bureaucratic nonsense rules! Now, where's the rhinoceros pen?. Look, I didn't come to the petting zoo just to listen to some bureaucratic nonsense rules! Now, where's the rhinoceros pen?.

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From Kevin on March 2, 2005

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