It's safe to say that tattoo will never be irrelevant.
"I think it is safe to say he's not getting laid tonight."
Just when you thought it was safe to get back on your Gondola.
A lot of trashbags later, this is how you make it so nobody can get down your hall.
It doesn't get much classier than this ( note the Kid Rock painting on the wall).
"Drink up little girl. Drink up. Mommy loves you oh so much. Shhh, shhh little girl. Go to sleep."