"On the fourth of July, me and some buddies went fishing. As one of them began to cast, our buddy Matt walked behind him and got snagged in the nose. The fisherman flew forward and the line broke."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

"You're a wizard, hairy."