1500 cases and 85 kegs of Rolling Rock all gone... just gone. They never even had a chance to get inside my tummy and vomited up at a hilariously inappropriate moment.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet