Picture "235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time."
Picture "A buddy of mine bought 85 cases of Sam Adam's. It took three trips in this truck to get all of it. We loaded up the cab to, look in the windows."
Picture Ivy League Watch: "He fell asleep eating it. When we all got up the next morning, it was gone."