I'm not sure this is actually going to make your computer any faster.
Poor girl. Now who's going to make her feel good about her spelling ability?
"OK OK OK now one of me getting really close to licking her, but not actually licking her."
Do we really need to check on her? She's passed out, she's not going anywhere.
She's not wearing any green! Pinch her!
Do you have any idea how hard it is not to make a racist caption for this?