Curves. (nudity)

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

What happens on Facebook definitely doesn't stay there.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere