i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Scumbag Adele
Sexy and They Know It
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Little Boy Knows the Score
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
