I'm not sure Hottest Bartender counts when the bar is in an apartment. But whatever, we're not picky.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost