Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture "A.C. Slater has some sweet friends. . .us. He kept asking what bars were open, then he left with some stank who wasn't Kelly Kapowski."