"Never, and I mean never, pass out at a Rizzuto family reunion baby!"
"Never pass out at Illinois Wesleyan University with your shoes on..."
"Don't pass out at Ohio State, or you'll regret it."
"Just remember: Do not pass out at ASU, or prepare to be weraing...THE SOCK!"
If this is what happens when you pass out at this place, I'm bringing grain alcohol.
"What happens when you pass out at a bonfire." I'm hoping he didn't get lit on fire?