Carzilla, no! I built you for good! You do not have to do what the driver tells you to, you have a choice!

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.