Picture Trunks are for people who don't want everyone to know how much hose they're got on them at all times.
Picture "A real Shell station sign in Timmons, Ontario.....I don't think there's even a ghetto within 1,000 miles of this sign..."
Picture "VT's club inflatable, meet IU Bloomington's 'Club Pressure'. 20' tall, 50' across, holds 300 people. Made of only duct tape and plastic, held up with nothing but air."
Picture They're doing him a favor - 20 to 30 minutes trying to wiggle free of a chair is a great hangover cure.