Das Boot!
I'm glad I have a camera phone because when I drink my face off and see cool shit, I take a picture of it so I can see it the next day when I don't remember.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.