"My wife wasn't thrilled about going to White Castle on Valentines Day."
Plus it's next to a White Castle - truly the perfect date.
They're both ten cents; I don't know which one to choose.
You didn't need the shirt, I was going to stare at your boobs anyway.
If you are lucky enough to get a snow day, make the most of it!
He's got another case if he needs to expand the middle section.