I asked them if they wanted to make out, but this isn't quite what I meant!!!
In the club talking to these two girls, and next thing I know tounge and lip lock action on each other!!!!!!!!!
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.