Ten dollars worth of Ramen noodles.
Of the 1,001 uses for duct tape, approximately 1/3 involve embarrassing your friends.
She helps guys fabricate memories of being ten and getting raped by a grown woman.
"We thought we had to teach you Amercans the proper use of duct tape."
Your tax dollars at work.
Handsfree reading via duct tape. A team of well trained bumblebees turn the pages for him.