Christ didn't come to earth to give us the willies! He came to help us out. He was a booster.
May the power of us shoving our tongues down each other's throats compel you to go home.
Behold! The power of the Internet... and lying.
Get ready to feel the power... of ATTORNEY!
By the Power of Molson!
Someone had a LegOCD and made this - the Abston Church of Christ.