"Man, he really wanted that pizza..."

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321