I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Eiffel Tower (stupid frogs)
My buddy and I gave the catcher the ol Eiffel Tower outside of Reds stadium
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"Gretchen, NO!"
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
